MORRISSEY: "I'm a total sex object. A lot of men and women find me unmistakably attractive."
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Behind the hand-selected security curtains, something stirs... After his triumphant Wolverhampton second coming, the Last Of The Famous International Playboys is ignoring the front doorbell, preparing for a No. 1 single and fighting a losing rearguard action against the onset of manhood! JAMES 'I am not naturally evil' BROWN asks MORRISSEY about 'all the new crimes you are perfecting' and plenty of the old ones as well! 'Dear hero imprisoned' by LAWRENCE WATSON. |
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The door bell rings once. Morrissey looks uncomfortable. "I can't imagine who that is, we'll just have to ignore it. But they may not go away. It happens." There is no second ring but Morrissey is clearly alarmed. "Some people sit and ring and ring and ring. And circle the house and peer through the windows. It's very tedious and very embarrassing because I don't know why they do it. "I often think that if people really liked me and understood me and appreciated me they'd ring once and go away. But the people who persist, and believe me this happens everyday, well I don't really have anything to say to those people. To me that's not adoration, it's complete rudeness. How would you feel if I stood outside your garden gate and called your name out everyday?" |
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It's Monday on the outskirts of Manchester and Morrissey is fencing with the NME, his favourite music paper. The topics ahead are sex, crime, honesty, beauty, fame, performance, adoration and, for the sake of capitalism and cliché, 'Last Of The Famous International Playboys', a single. "'Last Of The Famous International Playboys' is the first record that I feel hysterical about," he gushes, exercising his career-making talent for self-promotion. "And I'm very pleased to feel that way. I compare it to 'Shoplifters Of The World Unite'. I heard 'Shoplifters Of The World Unite' once on the radio, a chart rundown, it was a new entry. They had to play it. They had no choice. And I laughed hysterically as I listened to it. I felt a sense of great victory. And that's the same way I feel about 'Last Of The Famous International Playboys'." Morrissey is tangled
up in blue jeans, blue T-shirt, blue deck pumps and blue eyes. His flat
is spick'n'span. There's a portable typewriter and a pile of anti-vivisection
leaflets on the table in the hall. The television is off, there are no
clothes to tidy away, the settee and arm chair are drawn a little closer,
the tea is poured, the biscuits ignored. The assorted nuts in the bowl
by the window, I'm told, are for the squirrels that inhabit his garden.
There's a great deal to be discussed with Morrissey, yet as the short sharp shriek of the doorbell has just proved there are others beside the NME who feel it is their privilege to have the man's attention. "The people who persist. Who stick their fingers on the bell and say 'I know that you're in there and I'll huff and I'll puff'. I can't even imagine those people buy my records or even understand me. I think the audience now has become so large that it's a collection of different people with different visions of what kind of a person I am. "Some people see me as one thing and some people see another. And the people who see me as a 'pop singer' are the people who persist and ring the door bell. But the people who see me as a valuable addition to music are the people who wouldn't dream of coming near the house. "I can't really be responsible for what they see. Some people think that I'm a 'nutter' for want of a better word and I don't really feel that I manufactured that. Unfortunately a lot of people read The Sun, and there are a lot of Sun folk out there. I feel at home here but susceptible because of the persistent folk. "I am obsessive about practically everything, yes, but I can control my obsessions. I am not uncontrollably obsessive." So you don't go and stand outside people's houses then? "Not lately. I'm rational, very very rational. Even in days of old when I followed others and I stood by the coach at soundchecks and so forth, I wouldn't dive on top of people and slobber and say all the things you're supposed to say. It was just enough to see them drive by in a coach and assume that they noticed you. I've seen the film of Wolverhampton but I wouldn't call that diving and slobbering. I think that was quite different, it was love. Unmistakably it was love. I was choked before I sang a syllable really." |
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Ahh, yes, Wolverhampton. If there's one event to mark the triumph of Morrissey's solo career, and more specifically, to clarify the relationship between Morrissey and his public then it was his performance at Wolverhampton Civic Centre. An event that has already gone down in rock 'n' roll history alongside Bowie at his most androgynous, The Beatles and Stones at their most popular, the Pistols at their most threatening, and the Mary Chain at their inception. The excitement and atmosphere inside the hall was the most electric I have ever experienced at any public event. Sensible and intelligent fans were transformed into screaming Mozettes (male and female) at the return of their beloved rebel boy. Outside, the air of despondency, the mangled barriers, the police presence, and the silent vigil, could only remind me of the picket line communities of the battered British mineworkers of 1984. It was a night Morrissey, also, will never forget. "The concert was a very impulsive thing... all the best things happen on impulse I find. I was interested to see how people would react towards me. There was no intention to cause chaos. It wasn't an attention-seeking device, I just needed to see some particular faces. It was nice to be kissed repeatedly. I don't think that happens very often, I also think it's very rare for a male audience to kiss a male singer. I don't think it ever happens. Does it happen? "You see, I saw those people like Bowie and Bolan and there was hardly hysteria. And never stage invasions. I think hysteria eventually came to people like Bowie but initially it wasn't there. So I thought Wolverhampton was mildly revolutionary because of that. I don't think that ever happens. I've never heard of it before. "For months previous to that I had languished in this very room, seeing practically nobody. And to go from that situation to Wolverhampton where your limbs are spread over... are being distributed amongst an audience is an incredible feeling. Can you imagine being kissed by hundreds of people? It's probably happened to you, I don't know. Where do you spend your evenings? It was immensely uplifting. Practically medical really. They appear very aggressive and brusque but when they touch me it's very gentle. "If there had been more than one night perhaps it would become a little calmer. I think there was a feeling with the audience that 'It's just happening tonight. Not tomorrow, not next week, not anywhere else.' And also if it wasn't just one concert, issues such as barriers would be raised and so forth because of equipment etcetera. I would have liked to have sang. It would have been nice to complete a song without interruption, but for some reason it just didn't matter. The night for me went beyond performing, it was something else, and I'm glad it went that way. But I suppose if it was a complete length tour and a song couldn't be completed throughout the tour then that would be silly." |
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What about
the controlled nature of the gig? |
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What is remarkable about The Smiths is that no one will really go any further than mutter 'Ooh the things I could tell you about The Smiths', before insisting it would be more than their life's worth to even suggest whatever grotty little snippet they might have you believe. And yet, apart from a very early interview with our own Cath Carroll where Morrissey spoke directly about the eroticism of the male body (and an interview in a lesser rag that was littered with tawdry references to public toilets), Morrissey has rarely been questioned about the highly sexual nature of his lyrics. Had Morrissey's lyrics which gleamed with the same delicious and double-edged sexual delight on 'Viva Hate' as they had on 'The Smiths' actually been daubed with the same restraint as the ineffective picture-postcard romance that made Glen Tilbrook and Chris Difford's Squeeze so popular in the early '80s, then maybe his earnest promotion of sexual abstinence might have been swallowed whole. As it is, without wishing to undermine his aggressive challenge to the staid institution of compulsory heterosexuality and monogamy, I find it hard to believe that it is a Crown Prince Of Celibacy who is responsible for such knowing or flirtatious songs as 'Late Night, Maudlin Street', 'Reel Around The Fountain', 'Hand In Glove' and 'Alsatian Cousin'. Or for the specifically sexual visual control of his image, from the last topless NME front cover to the particularly lustful dancing of the young tear-away hoodlum on the new video. More importantly it is the constant change in his character and song writing, from the sensitive figurehead for a lost and sensitive youth of the dole years to the positively Wilde love and lust for suggestion and sexual confrontation of later times. Are your lyrics
really very honest? How do you
relate to such an adoring mass of men and women? |
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Meanwhile back at the raunch, it is this very clever choice of asexuality, combined with a very physical sexual reality (even if it is only confined to the level of 'look, don't touch') that makes Morrissey so attractive to his hordes. The sweet and tender, untouchable, topless Adonis, always ready to reveal his inner thoughts and passions yet just as eager to veil them in lyrical and sexual ambiguity. Maybe it is this over-enthusiastic curiosity from fans that forewarns him of a more offensive and dangerous threat to the often remarkable relationship with his art and his audience that he has developed ie. from the blood-hungry tabloids. If this is the case then Morrissey should be wary of the fate that killed off both his heroes Wilde and Dean (indulgence and the pressures of fame) and maybe for once I can allow him the excessive protection and molly-coddeling he has received from record company and followers. When I asked about the paradox of his two sided character he replied with a standard, "Well I think it's easier to be oneself onstage."
Isn't that
sad? So you've
never been a rampant cocaine fiend then? |
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times that even the most ridiculous questions have to be asked of Morrissey. Did you really do things in bushes with torches? "In a sense, but it's exciting for me to hear those words." They're very flirtatious. "Well I think so. It was my impression that after the initial 'Hand In Glove' session was over and the record had been released, then the queue would form. And of course it didn't but I didn't mind so much." So do you see your songs as a form of physical interaction? "I really do mean every word that I say. And, except in a few cases, I think I've made it quite clear about the meaning of the songs and I think I've made some really useful records because of that. If I hadn't been clear I would have just gone in and sang 'Boom Bang A Bang' or 'To Sir With Love'." Do you see your songs as being specifically heterosexual? "No I was beyond all that when I was three and a half years of age. I left heterosexuality, umbrellasexuality, whatever, behind. I always said people to me were just sexual. I lied; actually people to me were never sexual. I'm beyond that and I think if you consider what you have to do to be that, you have to be beyond it. Salvador Dali, who died today, he was beyond that, although clinically heterosexual, I believe." What I can't believe... "Aha! You've said it now..." Your lyrics are so amazingly sexual, very flirtatious, very knowing, saucy, double-edged, steeped in innuendo. Is that all drawn from your past? "Well, yes, because, as I've said, I've been around for nearly 30 years now you know, I've seen quite a bit. I'm not a teenager by any means, despite outward appearances. I think I'd omit 'saucy', I don't feel very saucy at this particular moment in time. It's not 'nudge nudge'. "No, it's all a plan for the future. So how do you like the look of that bush over there, James?" I think I prefer the rhododendrons. "Yes, most of them do actually." You laid yourself absolutely bare on 'Viva Hate' didn't you? "Absolutely naked. Parts of it were quicksand but bravery won the day." Would you like to appear actually naked on your sleeves? "Well it might detract from record sales. I don't want to enter at number 92." Shall we call it a day? "Yes, I think I've been naked enough today. I feel like putting a very small flannel on." |
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This article was originally
published in the February 11, 1989 issue of New Musical Express.
Reprinted without permission for personal use only.