Morrissey is not a musician, he patently doesn't even like music. Nor is he a particularly smart lyricist; just an Alan Bennett fan who got lucky. If he's really clever, he could do a Quentin Crisp and get a gimmick (like refusing to wash his cutlery and groin for a decade). Just a suggestion, and surely preferable to his current state of living death.
- Barbara Ellen, New Musical Express, 6/11/92

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